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2.
An action when you have sexual affairs with a plant/tree.
Person 1: YO! I JUST FICKED MY CACTUS!
Person 2: Dude, you have problems.
by CoombertaStudios February 11, 2010
 
1.
German translation for "fuck"
"i am so horny--fick me!"
by foxayladay March 03, 2005
 
3.
German version of "fuck".
I want to fick the girl next door
by nerdbimbo August 23, 2011
 
4.
When you're running out of texting characters and you want to say "Fucking dick"
"Did he ever text you back!"

"No he was being such a fick!"
by Chunksforfreee July 30, 2012
 
5.
a redneck version of saying fuck when mad.

"fik you, you fuckin' knitwit"
by asfd777 February 14, 2012
 
6.
a toilet machine that works like a bandaid smoking a tree bong.
What the fick.
by bread infection December 05, 2009
 
7.
When someone ignores your request to "friend" them on Face Book.
The act of ficking someone: I sent a friend request to Amy but she ficked me!
by Dirty Grace October 16, 2009