Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.
by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023
by SHAKESPEAR69sa April 14, 2020
A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.
by Grand Daddy Long Legs March 2, 2020
When a young santucci is raw dogging a bad bitch and he’s gasping for air while her uterus is falling out
by JerkWagon January 31, 2022
by Rvvr July 5, 2018
‘EA should seriously sort my account out, it’s been locked for over 2 months. I have a pregnant and hormonal partner who hasn’t been able to play the Sims 2 because of this fiasco’.
by Pregarnant and hormonal July 6, 2021