Acronym for, "Fuck, I'm a muggle!"

Used upon the life-shattering realization that while being a witch/wizard would be totally awesome and convenient in his/her current predicament, the speaker is not, and therefore, unable of being totally awesome.

Phrase can be used as an antonym for "super mega foxy awesome hot."
Person A: "Hurry and apperate over here! We're watching A Very Potter Musical!"
Person B: "FIAM!"
by yeralizardharry January 9, 2010
Get the fiam mug.
say it really fast, that's the definition.
the old guy in the turban sat in the corner, chanting "owa tafah kingu fiam" over and over again. when i joined him, i understood it all.
by earpuller November 23, 2010
Get the owa tafah kingu fiam mug.
Smelly ninja obsessed with farts and a terrible class. Also has ugly horses
Example
Nate: Do you want to sniff farts and play ninjas?
Nick: No! Who do you think I am? Shadow Fiame?
by SuprSanic January 17, 2018
Get the Shadow Fiame mug.
-HEY dude guess wat?
=What?
-FIAM!!!
=hahahhahaha
-Darhahahaa
by mathew November 1, 2004
Get the fiam mug.