Fethard 

Fethard is a small town in "The Ancient East" of Ireland. William de Braose is the likely founder of Fethard about 1201. The town has an incredible history; and, to this day retains much of its medieval architecture. Fethard features a, largely intact, town wall, majestic Court Castle, the "Witch on the Wall guarding the Watergate Bridge against the onslaught of the invading Norman Army, and many other ruins dotted throughout its landscape.

There are some cool things to do in Fethard. Visit the town's Tholsel to learn about the rich history of the area, Enjoy a meal in one of our lovely, well recommended, cafes, or enjoy a stroll around the neighbourhood to see some of the town's fantastic historical points of interest.

The town stroll has the bonus of building up your agility as you dodge the numerous packages left by a few of the town's blackguard dog owners. These gurriers have no understanding of basic decorum nor do they respect the marvellous history of their village; but, they do tend to improve one's fitness levels.

Another activity in Fethard is to visit some of the Excellent pubs. You can also visit the extensive broken glass collection housed near the historical town wall; created, and actively maintained, by the same disrespectful, ignorant gurriers who help to preserve walker's fitness levels. This glass collection serves to help keep local veterinarians and doctors in employment as they remove the shards of glass from children and pets.

Fethard is a majestic and historic medieval town

Fethard by Debunker-Grl December 17, 2017

Doing a Fethers 

Being stingy and or tight arse aswell as a total douche

is john coming to the movies tonight?. no "cos he doing a fethers"

Doing a Fethers by stustorm February 23, 2013

Featherdusting 

When hooking up with a girl and she will not let you have sex with her so you play around near her vajayjay with your cock but never put it inside her.

Example 1
Guy 1: So what did you do with her last night?
Guy 2: Well she wouldn't let me have sex but I featherdusted her a little.

Example 2
Girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Slutty Girl: Yeah but we were only featherdusting, that doesn't count as cheating!

Featherdusting by oliviz May 4, 2009

fetherbane 

Killing of paternal uncle. Compare: eambane(killing of maternal uncle), and keithbane (killing of uncle/killing of someone named Keith)

There's keithbane, eambane, fetherbane aka fethbane, and a whole lot of others.

fetherbane by Master of beargreen August 28, 2023

Fethead

An individual who has been 'studying' at university far beyond the normal time it takes to become qualified. Fetheads will be seen to swap courses regularly because they're 'not sure what they want to do with their lives yet'. They tend to exhibit most of the stereo typical traits of under achieving students, such as poor diet, drug dependency, low stress threshold, and an affinity for 'Buddhism'. They can nearly always be identified by their unique stench, which is a mixture of body odour, incense and ammonia toilet cleaners. They frequently express the wish to 'sort their lives out' but lack the willpower or commitment to actually get off their arses and complete their course or get a job.

Derivation: from the words 'Fetid', meaning 'having an offensive odour' and word 'Feta', meaning 'a white semisoft cheese usually made of goat's or ewe's milk and often preserved in brine.'

"Hasn't that piece of shit fethead been studying sociology for like 6 years?"

"Get your own food you worthless fethead"

Fethead by Eliza Humplebottom December 16, 2005

fetheroviu

A word to describe the formality of standing straight and chin up while scowling and looking ahead at a view. Because of the word's formality, it's also a way to describe old-fashioned Latin or European charm.

His posture looks like a fetheroviu stance.

fetheroviu by Lueriva Fetheroviu August 5, 2022

Fethard 

Fethard is a town in County Tipperary, Ireland. There are many fine things to do in Fethard, such as:

Trying to throw stones through the gap in the part of the town wall near the gate.

Drinking whisky in the winter, especially down the river walk.

Going to the chipper.

Trying to sit on the disintegrating benches near the river.

Looking at the geese.

Bill "Are you familiar with Fethard town?"

Raoul "No"

Fethard by RumChow April 18, 2009