Felchers milkshake 

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

Felchers milkshake by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

Doing a Fethers 

Being stingy and or tight arse aswell as a total douche

is john coming to the movies tonight?. no "cos he doing a fethers"

Doing a Fethers by stustorm February 23, 2013

fetcher 

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

fetcher by Mudskins July 21, 2006

fetcher 

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

fetcher by shogun459 November 27, 2016

tampon-fetcher 

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.

Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.

tampon-fetcher by Looger October 1, 2004

Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

Felchers Dungeon by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009

fruit-fetcher 

A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain

Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.

fruit-fetcher by Remco Site supervisor April 14, 2017