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festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009

Festpekare 

The swedish equalent to a partypointer. Someone who poses on pictures by pointing at the camera. This often takes place during partys or social events where people are supposed to act like fools.
Teo - Look at this idiot pointing at the camerea just beacuse he's at a party. I fuckin hate festpekare.

Edvin - Dude, thats you.
Festpekare by Punanimaestro September 4, 2011
Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."
festie by briaguya September 12, 2014

festered upon 

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.
1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.
festered upon by J-Fizz August 27, 2005