festuche

n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.

"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."

festuche by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
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Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006

femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.

As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.

femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Femstache 

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache

Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!

Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

feustache 

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

feustache by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

Femstache 

A female mustache

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.

Femstache by Be_nik December 21, 2021

Femstache 

A female mustache- you know it's there and try to keep it waxed. On sunny days it can be witnessed in the suns light. On day's like this it is best to hang out in the shade.

Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.

She was fully aware of her femstache( kicking herself for not waxing the night before.) but the office douche had to point it out anyway.

Femstache by spacewalking44 October 22, 2013