fecies 

A word created by someone who didn't bother to spell feces correctly.

Feces, not fecies.

fecies by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

tub-fecies 

When you are in the bath tub and the warm water creates a sensation in your asshole that makes u shit in the water.

Paul constantly experiences tub-fecies when he is tking a bath.

tub-fecies by vikings3737 March 23, 2005

Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

Festies by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

Fecies 

Portmanteau for "Female Species". Sometimes confused with "feces".

Some say that "knowitallism" is a trait common to every member of the fecies.

Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)

Fecies by Captain Tubesock March 24, 2008

Fecies Boner 

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.

CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner

Fecies Boner by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011

festies

fake besties

Danielle; hey see that kid over there?
Eddie;Yeah why?
Danielle;he's one of my festies

festies by eddyarias September 24, 2011

feccies 

fecal matter,poo,shit,excrament,etc
best used if u pronounce wif a lisp

i stodd in a big pile of eagle feccies and then wiped it on my dogs feccies,

feccies by blahblahblahblahblahblah November 28, 2005