That very happy, very butch lady in overalls seems to have a thin smattering of fertility glitter upon her upper lip.
by Muskartart June 29, 2009
The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'
Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!
You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!
You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!
by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022
One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.
1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
by Nopnop August 14, 2021
by Markytheballa3 March 8, 2009
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.
Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.
Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.
by TwoFacedJG135 January 23, 2012
by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011
You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!
aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
by spiker369 March 5, 2009