9 definitions by Fitty Fishy
A celebration the day after Halloween. Some traditions include: wearing a costume, living in a dry country and befriending a woman named Colleen.
by Fitty Fishy October 31, 2019
The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect
by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022
The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.
by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022
A form of therapy in which patients hoard emotional problems deep inside themselves and use karaoke as their soul cathartic release.
by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022
Your bro: Let's go find some ants to pee on.
You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)
You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)
by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022
by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022
When a father, step-father or dad is emotionally indifferent to his children or other family members. Phone conversations remain under 20 seconds and he finds any excuse to not be in the same room as others during social gatherings. He may claim he needs to wax his minivan or mow the lawn in the middle of family Barbeques. If face-to-face interaction is inevitable, he will chug half a Coors Lite and fall asleep halfway into your usual 7 word conversion.
Your mom: Let, me hand the phone to your dad...
You: mom, no...
Your dad (being indadferent): Hi. Well, I gotta get the mail so I'll speak to you next summer when you fly home.
You: mom, no...
Your dad (being indadferent): Hi. Well, I gotta get the mail so I'll speak to you next summer when you fly home.
by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022