Fertile Crescent 

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

fetus fertilizer by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

fertile myrtle 

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013

Fertilized 

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

Fartilized 

When someone does so many smelly farts that the room is over powered my the miazma.

Toby has totally fartilized the room.

Fartilized by Gailstar January 27, 2009

American Fertile Crescent 

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

American Fertile Crescent by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022