An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

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FERREL BUSH APE

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

FERREL BUSH APE by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

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Ariella Ferrera

Colombian adult film actress known for her huge tits and trademark leg shake when orgasming.

Ariella is also known for her passionate, sweaty #lesbian scenes, in which she flaunts epic #tribbing skills.

#MILF

I just watched Ariella Ferrera trib India Summer a while ago. It was hot.

Ariella Ferrera by Panda Coat April 19, 2018

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badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

badge that ferret by sir spamalot August 30, 2012

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