forniscopodium 

a gazebo, pavilion, kiosk, or similar structure located in the front yard of a private home, usually prominent, sometimes garish, and intentionally viewable as a means of "one upping the Joneses"

Not only did the new owners tear down the old historic home, they built an oversized McMansion with a hideous forniscopodium and a tiered fountain out front.

forniscopodium by Richard.J.Barbalace December 7, 2020

Ferris Bueller

one man who, along w/ the morose Cameron and the beautiful Sloane obliterated the motives of his principal and bitchy older sister all in the name of having a good time.

A true example of the ultimate teenage hero, still revered 19 years later

Ferris Bueller by KK January 8, 2005

Fergism

A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.

Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."

Fergism by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013

ferris buellered 

When a valet takes your car for a joy ride.

I should have know that something was up when the valet smiled as I handed him the keys to my brand new corvette. Little did I know, he ferris buellered me while I was in the restaurant eating.

ferris buellered by raincreek September 28, 2014

Feenish island 

Feenish sits half a mile south of the village of Ardmore in Irish-speaking south Connemara, Galway. It is a low-lying island of meadows and sandy beaches with a long scattering of ruined houses which run along the north and western coasts. Many of these are slowly filling with sand which blows in on the westerly winds and is trapped within the crumbling stone walls.

Today, only the rabbits are left on Feenish Island!

Feenish island by Roscarna September 11, 2011

Ferris Bueller

The most kick-ass man of all time. We all wish we could be like Ferris Bueller, but sadly our lack of wit, humour, and passion of adventure stops us.

"I thought about being Ferris Bueller for halloween, then I realized that was like trying to be God. You just can't do it justice."

Ferris Bueller by ziggyg July 28, 2008

Frenis 

A frenis gets erect at the sight of baguettes and/or croissants.

Eg "omg you should have seen my Frenis when I went to the Boulangerie the other day"

Frenis by drhammer July 12, 2010