Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan 

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan by tomatomatt March 10, 2019

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

Bert Fergusson by Ryas October 14, 2011

Fergussy

A hot blond british dude who has one strand of hair that he braids. He is usually 25 and hangs with rising 9th graders and is also a lifeguard. He knows that some people lack upper body strength.

There’s a british dude at URJ Camp Harlan named Fergus. See him over there? Yeah, he’s hot. Give me that fergussy.

Fergussy by campharlamkid July 29, 2022