Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.

1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.

Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013

felted 

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

felted by RAZEit April 7, 2007

felize 

The most amazing beautiful soul you will ever experience. Extreme blissful happiness surround this being wherever she goes. There's none quite like her nor anyone that can bring the enjoyment and contentment achieved around her. Its like eating the perfect brownie while drinking a glass of milk cuddled up in your favorite blanket watching the best movie ever at the end of a long day where you got everything you wanted accomplished. Truly a friend to cherish and keep for life. She will know before you tell her and call you out on the real but keeps it fun and light without all the drama. You wont be able to replace her or upgrade from her. Truly she is a one of a kind and if she touched a life be prepared to help her ward ofc the ones from the past that did her wrong. They will forever regret losing her and probably stalk her forever bc they crave that beautiful feeling they get when around her. She is strong but delicate be prepared to rescue her from time to time and defend her as she does not like confrontation.

Felize is like a rose bush beautiful, leaves a distinct memory and fills your soul, however try and isolate those blooms and the thorns will get you.

felize by Juju777 March 31, 2020

felted 

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

felted 

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

felted by MaxRake June 7, 2005

Feltz 

Fictional unit of measurement, used as a test.
The Feltz is used in conversation, when one suspects other person(s) in said conversation have no idea what you are talking about, and are just agreeing with you because they do not want to look stupid, or they are generally just incompetent.
A positive Feltz is successfully dropped into a conversation unnoticed and unchallenged by other person(s), and positive confirmation of what you have said is received.

See also bullshit detector.

Person A:
"Yeah, I've checked with our technical manager, and he said that hanging bar won't cope with your projector equipment, as it's only rated at 50 Feltz.
You'll have to use this one instead"

Person B:
"Well, I can't argue with that, we'll have to make it work off this one"

This is an example of successful Feltz deployment.

Feltz by BrightDevil August 21, 2010

Feltie 

Sex with a puppet

Last night I had a feltie with miss piggie

Feltie by Yvil1 January 24, 2019