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Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011
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Fellations

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.
Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

Russian Fellatio 

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit
Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.
Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

fellationeer 

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.
Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.
fellationeer by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

fellatio alarm clock 

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day
fellatio alarm clock by brock lee September 8, 2005

fellatrices 

Plural form of fellatrix.

Women who suck cock are fellatrices.
I'd like to thank fellatrices everywhere for making the world a better place.
fellatrices by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 29, 2009

fellatio ready 

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.
STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.
fellatio ready by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008