de fellationibus non curat lex 

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

de fellationibus non curat lex by Atemperman May 27, 2006

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome 

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome by cyclopath July 28, 2015

Fellationist 

One who practices Fellatio, or male-received oral sex. Typically used to describe a female with notable skill in this field. (pronounced: fell-a-shun-ist)

Yes Ms. Jolie, I agree. Your lips appear to make you an excellent fellationist.

No thanks Mr. Glitter, i'm not much of a fellationist.

She's a stone fox, but quite a terrible fellationist.

My father is a pianist, my mother is a fellationist.

Fellationist by Bradley Shepard December 16, 2005

fellatiostomy 

Fellatiostomy is the act of fellatio provided by a person who has a tracheostomy. The benefit of a fellatiostomy is that the "giver" does not ever need to stop to breath. The danger is associated with "ball-valving" where the scrotum intermittently obstructs the tracheostomy causing suffocation.

I had the best BJ last night because the chick had a fellatiostomy!

fellatiostomy by Gigglefart November 22, 2013