felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
by scatbrat April 16, 2009
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felatio ratio

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!
I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!
by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010
mugGet the felatio ratiomug.