Mom: Get ready for school!
Child: *cough* *cough* *licks palms* Mom I think I'm sick! Feel my hands.
Mom: Oh gosh, your hands are all clammy! You must be really sick. Would you like to take a feign pill before you get ready?
Child: *cough* *cough* *licks palms* Mom I think I'm sick! Feel my hands.
Mom: Oh gosh, your hands are all clammy! You must be really sick. Would you like to take a feign pill before you get ready?
by brolherro July 24, 2011