fedorawhora 

Someone who wears a fedora hat with almost any outfit (whether it goes with it or not), wears a fedora almost every day, and has a large wardrobe of fedora hats in different colors and trims; someone who basically just loves fedoras.

Frank Sinatra might have been the original celebrity to do it, but Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhaal are modern-day fedorawhoras, wearing fedora hats almost every day.

fedorawhora by Summer Loone July 9, 2009

fedoraphoria 

the intense feeling of euphora while donning a fedora

I just drank my amuse booze while talking to some pleb, he had the gall to debate me on christianity. I just laughed, twirled my fedora and quoted dawkins. The guy had good Strong Eyebrow Game, but it was nothing, and soon i was triumphant and feeling my fedoraphoria at a debate well won.

fedoraphoria by 555555555555555555555555555556 June 15, 2014