feastivity

A combination of the words "feast" and "festivity." A celebration which involves plenty of eating. (Plural is feastivities.)

Thanksgiving is the most-popular feastivity in the entire year.

feastivity by itfitz March 29, 2009

feastivities 

Holidays which center around lots of eating as part of the celebration. (Plural of feastivity.)

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most-popular feastivities.

feastivities by itfitz March 29, 2009

Paranormal Frativity 

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.

Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.

Paranormal Frativity by steezycheese September 20, 2010

fattivity 

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

fattivity by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008

faptivity 

a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company

What'd you do this weekend?

Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.

Word.

faptivity by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss September 28, 2011

festivities 

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

festivities by ffhk1 August 25, 2004

Festivities 

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

Festivities by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020