fcat

Fucking Crappy Ass Test given to students in Florida. It was made to fuck up everyone's lives, even teachers.

Student: Man I failed the damn FCAT.
Teacher: That's nothing. I got fired.

by Bakalaka October 10, 2006

fcat

"Florida Child Abuse Test"

"Fuck I failed it Again"
"Freaking Fcat"

by Jcax November 28, 2006

fcat

fcats: the exact opposite of a facts

for when your friend spells fact wrong and you take advantage of it

“its a fcat that neph is a top”

by dysho April 3, 2023

FCAT

Florida Children Are Tortured

All year long Floridian students are taught what they will see on the FCAT. The schools are graded by the average score a school gets on the FCAT. FCAT really means, Florida Comprehensive Assesment Test. Instead of caring so much about the FCAT we should be thinking about more standardized tests (as in a standard to the nation, not Florida) such as the SAT and ACT. And that is a FACT.

Bob:FCAT is tomorrow.
Dylan: I hate the FCAT, it's so lame. There is too much pressure put into it.

by MightY(ConFed) March 12, 2008

FCAT

Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test

HELLLLLLLLL.

ABBY: "Yo! How you do on FCAT?"
SHANNON: "I fell asleep and failed miserably."

by shannon A-REALZ March 7, 2007

Fcat

Fcat: The horrible acronym for, Florida Comprehensive assesment test
Basically the first 10 years of school in florida is based upon this test, and ruins the lives of at least 25% of students. 50% if you count the nerds who thought they did bad even though they were 1000 points over the regular standards. Fuck Nerds.

I took the fucking Fcat today, i definitly failed. You can have all my shit, i wont be at school tommorow.....

by Josh Gaylord November 5, 2004

FCAT

The test that Floridian kids enrolled in public school (And teachers) dread.

Floridian Teacher: The FCAT is coming up in two months... GET YO' LAZY BUTTS STUDYIN' OR I'M GONNA BE FIRED!

Kids: I wish my mom put me in Private school...

by BarefootFloridian105 February 5, 2012