fava

fake strava. used to bully people into getting a pr on their run. not their bike ride. who the heck considers sitting on a seat a workout. get to work.

omg your fava is hurting my feelings

by watermeloooon June 30, 2023

fava

Fava is a teacher who is named after the "Fava Bean" he is a teacher somewhere in New Jersey. He is commonly used to describe a teacher that can easly be cheated on.

Fava is a good man
Fava loves Fava Beans

by NMe April 6, 2005

fava

Cocaine.White powder you stick up your nose to get wasted and chew peoples heads off by talking utter garbage.

Hows ya fava. Lets go to the loo and have a chat with ya dad.

by Jon November 22, 2003

Fava

(n) the abbreviated version of "fat vagina", an enlargement of the vagina and lower stomach due to excess pounds.

She's gained some weight this past year. When she wears her bike shorts you can totally see a fava.

by FireOi July 31, 2009

fava beans

Something no one wants to eat ever since The Silence of the Lambs came out.

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

by flunkemuffins September 23, 2011

Flicking the fava

Much like "flicking the bean" in the sense that it is a condition which afflicts many sufferers of OCD, nymphs of the female variety, pubescent females, and millions of undersexed women from around the world. Those who flick the fava had once started off by flicking their bean. Gradually and after much time has been put in to much vigorous flicking, the bean becomes enflamed to the point that it resembles a fava, and in extreme cases, very small male genitalia.

Higz: Has anyone else noticed the huge camel toe Saba is sporting in her latest swimwear photos?

Pax: Gday mate. I reckon Saba has been flicking the fava non-stop since you sent her your cock pics. Either that, or Saba actually has a dick...?

by Higzy Teflon November 25, 2010

chill favas

An alternate way of saying "cool beans".

Hey dude! I just got blown by that drunk chick in the bathroom...chill favas

by the beaniest man alive June 10, 2010