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Fauxlympics 

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.
I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.
Fauxlympics by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004
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fauxsync 

usually happens at music venues and shows when a crowd is getting into the music and start singing along. people who have listened to the band for the first time try to be apart of the crowd and lip sync along but don't sing and don't know the words.
Guy 1: have you ever seen that kid before any Vallon shows before?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: i didn't think so i caught him fauxsyncing their whole set. he even tried to sing along to their stuff they've never performed.
fauxsync by Dudeguykid January 23, 2009

fauxymoron 

A word (or combination of words) that represents a false oxymoron.

Pronounced 'foe-E-moron'; 'foxy-moron' is also acceptable for easier diction.
"Hey man, check it out! It's that hot mail-lady" | "Mail lady? What? like a tranny?" | "Nah bro, fauxymoron
fauxymoron by Explodyhead July 29, 2010
Something that isn't actually false but presents itself to be.
Man that new money with the big faces is so fauxny.
fauxny by walsh debit mason May 15, 2011

fauxny tail 

the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap
girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!
fauxny tail by santaire July 5, 2011

Fauxny Tail 

A small, almost bun like arrangement of hair donned by young gentlemen.

Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .
"What the hell has that guy done with his hair and what's the point"?
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".
Fauxny Tail by Branflak February 21, 2014