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fauxdemic 

A fake pandemic meant to tighten the grip of governmental control on the people.
I can’t believe they are shutting down the United States for this bullshit fauxdemic!!!
fauxdemic by Boydsta00798033 November 25, 2020

fauxtification 

The decorator that is applied to the app logo in the browser tab that is intended to indicate that there is a new message that requires your attention when in fact there is nothing new to see.
I was suddently distracted by this red dot next to the application icon in another tab. I was hoping that it would be something really important, but it turned out to be nothing more than a fauxtification.
fauxtification by No Whey November 25, 2019

Fauxlympics 

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.
I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.
Fauxlympics by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

fauxific 

Something that is definitely faux or fake.
"Did you see her faux Chanel earrings?! They're so fauxific!"
fauxific by Kristiny April 19, 2008

failimic 

bulimic girl- "God im so fat,i binge and purge everything and yet my weight doesn't budge. Im such a failimic."
failimic by Joy_division July 9, 2011

Fauxlimpic Sport 

A painfully lame and/or artistic endeavor or game (NOT a sport) falsely given the status of an Olympic medal sport, which while it may involve talent and skill, either does not involve actual athletic ability (such as curling, golf or archery), is dependent on subjective determinations of "style points" (such as ice dancing and rhythmic gymnastics), or uses an animal to do all the real work (equestrian).
Following in the tradition of other non-sports like golf, archery, and equestrian being given status as Olympic medal sports, the IOC has determined that the fauxlimpic sports of bowling, darts, and chess will be added as medal sports in time for the 2012 games.
Fauxlimpic Sport by radiojason February 21, 2010