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An alternate for faking it. If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.
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The fake orgasm that women often resort to in order to (a) make their significant other feel like more of a man, or (b) speed up the process of unpleasant intercourse. Jeff was trying all this borderline-homo stuff last night so I launched the fauxgasm.
I wanted to catch the Daily Show before it went off so I had to resort to a fauxgasm. |
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When a person, usually a woman, fakes an orgasm during intercourse. Often times to just end the sexual process or make their significant other feel significant Damn it frank, it was just a fauxgasm you're nothing special!
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When taking care of your own "business" you experience an orgasm so tame it almost isn't real. On an orgasm scale from 1-5 where 5 is a mind-blowing one, a fauxgasm is barely a 1. Last night I took care of business as a way to relax before falling asleep and all I got out of it was a fauxgasm.
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When a woman tires of lame sex with her lover, a fauxgasm allows her to get things over in a timely fashion as to facilitate her escape. I was layin the lumber on my girlfriend, when she fauxgasmed, rolled off me, then split.
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