The fake orgasm that women often resort to in order to (a) make their significant other feel like more of a man, or (b) speed up the process of unpleasant intercourse.
Jeff was trying all this borderline-homo stuff last night so I launched the fauxgasm.
I wanted to catch the Daily Show before it went off so I had to resort to a fauxgasm.
I wanted to catch the Daily Show before it went off so I had to resort to a fauxgasm.
by Anaiis March 9, 2009
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 23, 2007
When taking care of your own "business" you experience an orgasm so tame it almost isn't real. On an orgasm scale from 1-5 where 5 is a mind-blowing one, a fauxgasm is barely a 1.
Last night I took care of business as a way to relax before falling asleep and all I got out of it was a fauxgasm.
by HAF47 April 21, 2011
When a woman tires of lame sex with her lover, a fauxgasm allows her to get things over in a timely fashion as to facilitate her escape.
by PicklingTheBeast August 14, 2009
When a person, usually a woman, fakes an orgasm during intercourse. Often times to just end the sexual process or make their significant other feel significant
by ffforest January 26, 2012
Michelle bragged to her friends that she was able to have multiple fauxgasms without her partners ever knowing.
by Thegrrinch75 June 6, 2021