A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.

Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.

Fattist by Msjames44 February 5, 2019

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fatfished

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.

I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished

fatfished by NoPo10's May 24, 2016

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martial fartist

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006

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fatfish

spun-off from the popularization of the term catfish as seen in the documentary or on Mtv.

This directly relates to when a person intentional lies about their weight because they are far larger than they appear on their dating profile.

Bro: "Dude, that chick Beth I met of friendster, said she was 105 on her profile, when we met in person she actually weigh 105 more than me"

Dude: "Bro, you got fatfished"

Warning signs:
High angle close ups.
Animal profile pictures.
They list their body type as "a little extra"

fatfish by tubbytom February 7, 2013

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