arctic farts

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

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fartscratcher

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

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Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

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Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.

Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.

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This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

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When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing

It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...

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Gaseous foods such as bean burritos that cause farting!

Since l had all that fartschmagel at El Rancho Burritos, l have stunk everything up!

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