farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

fatterson 

This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)

I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well

fatterson by Jordy420La December 6, 2016

National slap a fat person day 

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

National slap a fat person day by Johnbooth December 2, 2021

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)

"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"

farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

Fanperson 

A gender neutral term for fangirling/fanboying.

"Look at Quinn, they're fanpersoning over Dan and Phil again." "Oh my gosh they're such a fanperson for Undertale"

Fanperson by Eli Cooper October 5, 2017

Fapperoni and Cheese 

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

Fapperoni and Cheese by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Fanperson 

A politically correct version of "Fanboy"
Can also be used in plural as "Fanpeople"

Mandie: Jamie is at his house playing on his new PS3.
Kat: Yeah, he's a real fanperson.
Mandie: Lulz, what did you just say?

Fanperson by Sophlulz November 14, 2007