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A fartjob is a sexual act in which one particularly flatulent individual fully inserts their partners penis into their rectum. No thrusting is involved in a fartjob, otherwise it it simply farty anal sex. Instead, one remains idle sitting on their partners dick, and stimulates to completion using only the vibration of flatulence.
Chet: So my neighbors had me over for dinner, after I had them for burrito night at my place.
Jörg: You sneaky bastard! I see where this is going.
Chet: Yeah after a few drinks Mrs. Steinwald moved from her husbands lap over to mine and my dick was already out.
Jörg: Nice! Mexican food the night before really seals the deal. Was her husband suspicious?
Chet: Not at all! Once she finished the fartjob, Mr. Steinwald plopped right down on my dick for fartjob round 2!
Jörg: You sneaky bastard! I see where this is going.
Chet: Yeah after a few drinks Mrs. Steinwald moved from her husbands lap over to mine and my dick was already out.
Jörg: Nice! Mexican food the night before really seals the deal. Was her husband suspicious?
Chet: Not at all! Once she finished the fartjob, Mr. Steinwald plopped right down on my dick for fartjob round 2!
fartjob by Hammer of Jesus October 29, 2018
fatmobile
The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.
I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.
fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008
Fagjob
An individual of peculiar character; often involved in poking another mans ass by means of his penis. (figuratively speaking)
Also - anyone who pisses you off after you've had a few pints.
Also - anyone who pisses you off after you've had a few pints.
Fagjob by danibeeznutz October 28, 2010
Fatjona
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Everyone want to have a friend like fatjona.
If you mess with her she will ruin your life.
Fatjona is every boy dreams she make boys fall in love with her
Everyone want to have a friend like fatjona.
If you mess with her she will ruin your life.
Fatjona is every boy dreams she make boys fall in love with her