Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

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Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

Who has a fatter ass? by afromandan December 26, 2022

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Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

Feather Assed by Chad December 11, 2004

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fatherased

Best person and best moot of all time.

“I follow fatherased” *gets women*

fatherased by Anyomuous May 22, 2022

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Assumption feather

One who assumes they know what is going on and yet clearly has no clue....he just is making a big, HUGE assumption

That dude Spencer thinks he knows what's going on but he aint got a clue, he just an assumption feather

Assumption feather by Know it all feather August 1, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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