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fat food 

Any type of fast food. Fat is the long abbreviation of fast in "fast food" which makes it fat food... also the fact that fast food is usually extremely fattening, it works perfectly.
person 1- "I'm goin out, you want anything on my way back"
person 2- "Yeah get me some fat food, what you think!"
person 1- "K, what you want"
person 2- " BK nigga! or wendy's"
fat food by super salty sauce November 19, 2010

Fastfoodie 

A fastfoodie is a person who has an ardent or refined interest in fast food, soft drinks, and dollar meals. A fastfoodie seeks predictable, familiar food experiences and convenience (there'd better be a drive-through); not flavor, nutrition, or curiosity.
I've never had Thai food, sushi, or hummus -- I'm a fastfoodie!
Fastfoodie by Eric Brightwell March 30, 2015
A person, or bot, that acts very much like the "Bing vs. other search engines" commercial. It would take him 3 sentences to answer a question, all of which would leave you even more confused. Remember to thrown in a ton of Karen O references as well.
Poster: Any have big titty links?
fatfoo: If you're looking for tits I should recommend maybe looking for that kind of thing on a search engine. I remember wishing one night Karen O would ask me this very thing.
fatfoo by Annoni Mouse March 27, 2010

fat food 

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.
Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?
fat food by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

fastfoodjesus 

The only Lord and Savior with a Big Mac.
A being that consumes lots of fastfood - and is generally awesome. "fastfoodjesus"
fastfoodjesus by FFJ November 4, 2013

fastfood orgy 

the act of combing the poster items from multiple fast food places
I bought a big mac, whopper, 5 layer beefy bean burrito but i only have 5 minutes left on break... I guess its time for the fastfood orgy
fastfood orgy by foodguy June 16, 2010