A person, or bot, that acts very much like the "Bing vs. other search engines" commercial. It would take him 3 sentences to answer a question, all of which would leave you even more confused. Remember to thrown in a ton of Karen O references as well.
Poster: Any have big titty links?
fatfoo: If you're looking for tits I should recommend maybe looking for that kind of thing on a search engine. I remember wishing one night Karen O would ask me this very thing.