fatfished
When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.
Get the fatfished mug.
fatfish
spun-off from the popularization of the term catfish as seen in the documentary or on Mtv.
This directly relates to when a person intentional lies about their weight because they are far larger than they appear on their dating profile.
This directly relates to when a person intentional lies about their weight because they are far larger than they appear on their dating profile.
Bro: "Dude, that chick Beth I met of friendster, said she was 105 on her profile, when we met in person she actually weigh 105 more than me"
Dude: "Bro, you got fatfished"
Warning signs:
High angle close ups.
Animal profile pictures.
They list their body type as "a little extra"
Dude: "Bro, you got fatfished"
Warning signs:
High angle close ups.
Animal profile pictures.
They list their body type as "a little extra"
Fattish
Fattish is a term which defines somebody who is the most obese stage of obesity
Fattish is a word to instantly annihilate somebody who is at least somewhat fat .
Using this word against a fat person in an argument instantly makes you the winner of the arguement
Fattish is a word to instantly annihilate somebody who is at least somewhat fat .
Using this word against a fat person in an argument instantly makes you the winner of the arguement
Boy 1: ur fat
Boy 2: ur fatter
Boy 1: well you're the fattest
Boy 2: well you're fattish
Boy 1: *dies*
Boy 2: ur fatter
Boy 1: well you're the fattest
Boy 2: well you're fattish
Boy 1: *dies*
Fattish by Stasiu12399 December 22, 2018
Fatfished
When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.
Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...
Fatfished by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018
Fatfatist
Fatfatist: Hey, how nice of you to drop by!
Israeli soldier: get on your knees..Who's your daddy?
Fatfatist: You are!...and would you like a coffee with that?
Israeli soldier: Wow your great,too bad you can't come back To Israel with me..
Fatfatist: Why not?
Israeli soldier: umm..prostitution is illegal
Israeli soldier: get on your knees..Who's your daddy?
Fatfatist: You are!...and would you like a coffee with that?
Israeli soldier: Wow your great,too bad you can't come back To Israel with me..
Fatfatist: Why not?
Israeli soldier: umm..prostitution is illegal
Fatfatism
Fatfatism is a new political concept emerging from the anti-Government protests in Lebanon in December 2006. Its use is comparable to words like 'conservativism' and 'socialism', and its use is analagous to words like 'Stalinism' and Thatcherism' and 'Reganism' because it derives from the name and policies of a person - Ahmad Fatfat, Lebanon's Minister of the Interior.
This Fatfatism ideology, which has come to refer to a certain "Moderate" breed of political behavior in the Middle East, can be explained, according to Dr. As'ad Abu Khalil, the intellectual who coined the term, as such:
"...it requires no commitment to principles; it merely adjusts to the interests of the political status of Ahmad Fatfat. The ideology contains contradictions: it speaks of democracy and 'liberalism' and yet cultivates support among Bin Laden supporters in North Lebanon and serves as a client for Saudi Wahhabism; it speaks in favor of 'sovereignty' and 'independence' while it faithfully represented the interests of the tyrannical Syrian regime, and now represents the external patrons of Sanyurah. The ideology of Fatfatism believes that the most effective way for fighting foreign occupation is serving tea to the occupation soldiers. While it is widely believed that Fatfatism is a Lebanese phenomenon, it is now noticed that Fatfatism is spreading in countries in the Middle East and well beyond the Middle East."
The December protests in Beirut, Lebanon in 2006 included chants which echoed a popular understanding of Fatfatism. The chant went, according to primary sources:Ahmad Fatfat, you tough guy; one coffee and two tea. This reaction to Fatfatism can be understood in the wider framework of discontent in the Middle East with politicians like Hosni Mubarak, Abu Mazen, and Iyad Allawi who are perceived by Islamic fanatical and "leftist" sectors of the Arab public to be no more than tools of Western imperial powers.
This Fatfatism ideology, which has come to refer to a certain "Moderate" breed of political behavior in the Middle East, can be explained, according to Dr. As'ad Abu Khalil, the intellectual who coined the term, as such:
"...it requires no commitment to principles; it merely adjusts to the interests of the political status of Ahmad Fatfat. The ideology contains contradictions: it speaks of democracy and 'liberalism' and yet cultivates support among Bin Laden supporters in North Lebanon and serves as a client for Saudi Wahhabism; it speaks in favor of 'sovereignty' and 'independence' while it faithfully represented the interests of the tyrannical Syrian regime, and now represents the external patrons of Sanyurah. The ideology of Fatfatism believes that the most effective way for fighting foreign occupation is serving tea to the occupation soldiers. While it is widely believed that Fatfatism is a Lebanese phenomenon, it is now noticed that Fatfatism is spreading in countries in the Middle East and well beyond the Middle East."
The December protests in Beirut, Lebanon in 2006 included chants which echoed a popular understanding of Fatfatism. The chant went, according to primary sources:Ahmad Fatfat, you tough guy; one coffee and two tea. This reaction to Fatfatism can be understood in the wider framework of discontent in the Middle East with politicians like Hosni Mubarak, Abu Mazen, and Iyad Allawi who are perceived by Islamic fanatical and "leftist" sectors of the Arab public to be no more than tools of Western imperial powers.
Fatfat to Clinton:"Not now Clinton, I've got thirsty soldiers waiting,go and wank in the corner"
Father to Son: "Stop being a Fatfat and learn to read."
"I went to use the public lavoratory, but the bowl was backed up, as someone had done a Fatfat in there, previously."
"Israeli Soldier: Man oh man! You shoulda seen it!
Olmert: What happened? Is this another tale of Fatfatism?
Felipe: Yes! Fatfat was getting whipped by Shlomo AGAIN. He told Fatfat to bring home Lebanese mint that he found on the ground from Beirut to Ashdod, so he picked up the plants, put them on his horse, and galloped for eight hours, and then dropped it in the middle of Shlomo's driveway.
Olmert: Yep. That's Fatfatism for ya."
Father to Son: "Stop being a Fatfat and learn to read."
"I went to use the public lavoratory, but the bowl was backed up, as someone had done a Fatfat in there, previously."
"Israeli Soldier: Man oh man! You shoulda seen it!
Olmert: What happened? Is this another tale of Fatfatism?
Felipe: Yes! Fatfat was getting whipped by Shlomo AGAIN. He told Fatfat to bring home Lebanese mint that he found on the ground from Beirut to Ashdod, so he picked up the plants, put them on his horse, and galloped for eight hours, and then dropped it in the middle of Shlomo's driveway.
Olmert: Yep. That's Fatfatism for ya."
FatFish
-verb
When a fat or non-desirable female uses deceptive camera angles to give the illusion of being attractive or skinny to lure men into sex.
When a fat or non-desirable female uses deceptive camera angles to give the illusion of being attractive or skinny to lure men into sex.
Jarrod: Did you ever hook up with that chick that you swiped right and matched with?
Blake: yeah she showed up at my door and fatfished me!
Jarrod: Did you still have sex with her?
Blake: I couldn't back out once I opened the door; I was committed .
Blake: yeah she showed up at my door and fatfished me!
Jarrod: Did you still have sex with her?
Blake: I couldn't back out once I opened the door; I was committed .
FatFish by Hans Buttplower July 5, 2018