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Haterazzi 

A man who usually wears a Darth Vader mask with a bandana tied around it, and makes satirical YouTube videos, as well as podcasts, on how much he hates current-day Hip-Hop and R&B music. Also, a person who continually rants about how many aspects of today's pop culture, mainly music, are terrible compared to those of preceding decades. May also make fun of current events having to do with famous celebrities.
Guy #1: Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka are the worst piece of shit rappers ever. They just disgrace black people everywhere.

Guy #2:You got that from that Haterazzi guy, didn't you?
Haterazzi by Mr.Niggz December 6, 2010
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Facerazzi = Facebook Paparazzi
Someone who goes to parties to shoot photos of people who are drunk/wasted and uploads them to his/her facebook album the next day!
Guy1: Man, I got wasted last night at Gina's party.

Guy2: I know.

Guy1: How is that possible? You were not there.

Guy2: Sam posted the photos today in the morning on his facebook album.

Guy1: Bloody hell! He always does so! Sam is a f*****g Facerazzi!
Facerazzi by hoosier_brat March 2, 2009

Faparazzi 

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.
Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.
Faparazzi by Belunan August 26, 2009

Materazzi 

Marco Materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. Made famous in the 2006 Fifa World Cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard D, but getting the french Superstar Zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.
*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**

French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win

Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
Materazzi by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008

Marco Materazzi 

One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.
Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”
Marco Materazzi by Musical_box October 7, 2006

fartarazzi 

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.
Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.
fartarazzi by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

materazzi 

A hero to fans of the Italian National Soccer team. He is a master at trash talking thus resulting in his opponent breaking down and self-destructing. (Example: Zinedine Zidane)
Materazzi has no limits in his trash talking arsenal; he will run his mouth until the opposition explodes. A hero and key player in Italy's World Cup victory, it is wrong that he was suspended after the match due to simply angering his opponent (Zidane) through insults.
materazzi by D-Block_NJ July 21, 2006