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Fat Kid 'Fitness' Sickness 

commonly known as FKFS
-The effect when a fat (or relatively large) kid thinks that playing the wii will make you fit.
-may cause sudden attempts (from that fat kid) of actually being athletic when clearly their are not.
'wow nathan tottaly has Fat kid 'fitness' sickness (FKFS) he tryed to flex for some girls because he stayed up all night playing wii fit
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Fartsickle 

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.
Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?
Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010
fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.
Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.

fatsicle by nkooky5 March 17, 2009

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!
person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

fagsickle 

When one person becomes stingy and does not want to share his ice cream, or pop sickles...he then is a fagsickle
dont be a fagsickle guy...give me some
fagsickle by Moose Ass April 30, 2007
An excessive roll of fat around your midsection that resembles a series of popsickles, sticky and gross like when you leave them out too long in the summer.
The disgusting fatsickles on Tyra Banks make her unworthy of social yumminess.
Fatsickle by Sarah & Hannah July 24, 2007

fartsickle 

(N) A term used when name-calling or used in a loving way to a family member
"You fartsickle!"
"Welcome home fartsickle"
fartsickle by Handler Tanning October 28, 2012