hook me up fat 

When, in a business transaction, someone hooks you up fat, they give you more than you expect.

Every time I go to McDonalds, they hook me up fat with a free soda.

hook me up fat by MrNimon July 29, 2011

hook me up fat 

a command to be provided with more of something

"Yo Killa D, hook me up fat with some of that sweet potato pie!"

or

-"Would you like to try some of the pea soup that I prepared?"
-"Yeah, hook me up fat."

hook me up fat by E Lo 11 March 20, 2008

Sittin up fat 

When someone has provided a luxurious lifestyle for another

KT: I saw her baby daddy at the East Side Motel spittin game on some ho. Ain't his boo Pookie?

Big Ames: No, he don't stay with her no mo. Before she blew all his scrill, she was iced out, rollin a Mercedes, and livin at his sick crib. She didn't even have no job. He had her sittin up fat.

Sittin up fat by Amy Clemmons & Katie Foster December 14, 2008

fat finger fuck up 

The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.

"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."

fat finger fuck up by CossBoss January 27, 2015

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up 

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!

Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up by Gin February 27, 2004

now listen up you fat fuck 

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.

When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

now listen up you fat fuck by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016

fat fuck it up

A fat fuck it up is a fat person that fucks up any & everything they touch & eat.

Kiemora: “Jahshawn is really a fat fuck it up”
Trinity: “I know girl he big asf”

fat fuck it up by Nirt August 18, 2019