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fat macking 

also know as plumping. this term is a little more descriptive though. the term is derived from the idea of macking on fat chicks, a.k.a. plumpers. it is also a great american pasttime, much like baseball.
"Hey man, wanna go plumping tonight?"
"What do you mean by plumping?"
"Fat macking man!"
"Oh!!! Of course I wanna go, that's my favorite pasttime."
fat macking by The_Milk January 5, 2009
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Fat Chick Machine Learning 

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.
Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.

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fatbacking 

When a man gets off by rubbing his penis between a woman's back fat.
I went home with Samantha last night -- I didn't have a condom but the fatbacking was great.
fatbacking by htc4eva February 12, 2010

fatpacking 

A type of adventure cycling using a bicycle with tyres three inches or wider, normally with saddle bags, frame bags and bar bags. A combination of back packing and fat biking.
I'm going on a fatpacking trip across Wales next week.
fatpacking by Izikhulu June 1, 2016

fatpacking 

when you pack a bag and it is overflowing
why are you fatpacking that bag
fatpacking by jjslays147 July 11, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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