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One of the best rappers in recent years he is "the definition of a Don". He is the leader of "Terror Squad" and it is acceptable for him to use the word "nigga" in his songs. Some of his better songs include but limited to "Lean Back", "Does Anybody Know", "We Gettin' Money", "So Much More", "Safe 2 Say", "New York", and "Fight Club". He has "beef" with rapper 50 Cent who is known to be a snitch. Other names he is known as include: Joey Crack and "The Boogydown Bronxter". Some phrases he commonly uses include: "It's Crack Bitch!", "I breed you nigga's", "I'm one OG ya need ta respect", "You'll be layin in St. Raymonds in sec. 8 nigga" and "It's Crackology". He is one of the more accomplished peuto rican rappers and his legend will continue to grow. He also shows respect to "Stockton Golf" in Cape May New Jersey and supports them with world famous Mixed Martial Arts fighter Joe Son in removing "Ocean Putt Golf" aka "Goofy Golf" from frauding consumers of their well earned money. It's crack bitch!
"its cook coke crack bitch!"
"All my niggas holding it down, my street niggas, gangsta niggas".
"I Swear after this disk I will quit, Pun if you listenin you truly been missed"- Fat Joe
by One OG ya need ta Respect July 31, 2006
 
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Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.
"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004
 
2.
fat ass "rapper" who's day begins and ends at mickydees
lean *pant* back lean *pant* back, *fat ass falls after he leans*
by emmanem April 01, 2005
 
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An ugly, fat rapper who has thousands of little animals killed to make all the faggy fur coats he oh so enjoys and constantly raps about in his commerically-driven pop songs.
I wish Fat Joe would hurry up and die of a heart attack. I hate that fat ass, pink-wearing faggot.
by Def Juxxin October 23, 2004
 
4.
Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.
Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.
by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004
 
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A Fat Garbage-Ass rapper who tries to be like Biggie Smalls. He also likes to wear pink and lick the bottoms of sneakers (see MTV CRIBS). Nasty ass biotch!!!!!!
Fat Joe needs to join Weight Watchers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by none of yo beeswax July 24, 2004
 
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An ugly, but proud Puerto Rican lard ass who looks more like a zumo-wrestler than anything, he acts black which is the funniest part of it.
His raps are pretty lame as well
by hi April 15, 2005
 
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Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!
What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!
by Enna B. January 08, 2005