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Fat cookie

a person in elementary school who ate cookies and bullshiting and yell cookie all the time
Fat cookie by Vage2004 May 30, 2020

cooking fat 

A commenly used phase in household's with feline occupants. Used when you Mum is in the room and the cat has just jumped on your clean shirt, i.e a clean replacement for F**king Cat
That Cooking Fat has just dragged a dead bird onto my bed!!!
cooking fat by Eastlygod February 12, 2006

Like cooking fat from rabbit meat.

An exercise in futility. Or,
A task where success is severely limited by design.
“Another day of cooking fat from rabbit meat”

“Trying to teach that boy is like cooking fat from rabbit meat.”

Cookieman’s fat ass 

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well
Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

fagcookie 

a word that stupid emo's have tried to bring into vernacular - but have failed.
love those fagcookies
fagcookie by bambang pamungkas September 16, 2007

fatcookiedonkey420 

the most sexiest, hottest, most funniest person in the whole entire world but is also so mf down tremendously that they’ll lick a foot for 100 dollars
some random dude: aye is that fatcookiedonkey420?

you: yeah don’t mess with him, he’ll rock your shit!
fatcookiedonkey420 by P3RSUADE March 19, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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