a hand job
He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.
by smartypi April 25, 2011
3 more definitions
When you get a five minute hand job from a hooker.
Sorry i was late to work. I was getting a fast five.
by Mr. Skruff2356 May 06, 2011
A quick handjob.
Going to see the movie Fast Five, maybe I'll get a fast five
by S. luiy April 29, 2011
An overrated movie riding off douchey enthusiasts hobbies (Needlessly lifting too much weights, cars they'll never afford, Trapt's 'Headstrong); Also street slang for Handjob
Tina gave me a Fast Five at Fast Five
by Kalicharan May 01, 2011