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fascinating new thing 

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

Fascinating

Fascinating. Originating from the Latin term of "Divine Penis" But means something amazing or shocking. Usually used with a positive connotation
That was truly fascinating!
Fascinating by Pearing Pear March 17, 2020

Fazinating 

Something that you can't help but stare or check out in a morbid curiosity / disgusted fascination (i.e. a train wreck)

This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:

* Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;

* Speaking in the third person;

* hitting on random girls based on their photo;

* "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition;

* Scalping concert tickets;

* Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next.

* Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.

* Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report.

* Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.
Holy shit! Did you check out his Facebook status today? It's fazinating!
Fazinating by ShotzShotzShotz January 26, 2011

Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.
Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc
Fascinating by Mattlololl August 24, 2008

fabinating 

adj. 1. to be fabulous and fascinating at the same time. 2. To be good to look at and thought-provoking at the same time.
"This new artist's work is fabinating."
"Nothing is as fabinating as an original Broadway play."
fabinating by Ocean_girl2018 October 20, 2008

Fascinating Bullshit 

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.
John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).