fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.

D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!

fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

failpocketed

verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.

Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.

failpocketed by UrMommmm!! April 1, 2010

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.

"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."

the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

Fartbucket 

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.

"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."

Fartbucket by TMGChuck January 28, 2010

Fartbucket 

An exhaust mod that exceeds 3 inches in diameter. Frequently used by ricers

lol look at that ricer with a huge fartbucket! i bet it gives his car 20 more horsepower!

Fartbucket by markusalkemus66 December 22, 2008

Fartnocker 

Someone who jams farts back up into the ass with your finger, clogging it.

THomas is a silly ass fart-nocker.

Fartnocker by STEPHEN DOUGLAS March 24, 2003