farticulty 

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

farticulty by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

"Farticulate Matter" by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticulation 

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.

While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

farticulation by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008

Farticules 

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

Farticules by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010

farticles 

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

farticles by ThreePts October 24, 2005

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.

after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"

farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

Farticle Collider 

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

Farticle Collider by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009