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A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.
I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.
fartcam by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

post-fartum blues 

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time
She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

fartgument 

When 2 or more people engage in a contest involving their farts. The goal of the contest is to either produce the most consistent, loudest, or perhaps heaviest fart capable of a normal human being.
"Oh man, me and my brother got into a fartgument last night, it was pretty bad."
fartgument by Pocras May 13, 2014

Post-fartum expression 

The sigh of relieve and that silly smile a person has after letting out that gas that has been held in for so long.
Slightly changed term from 'Testees' Ssn1 when Peter lets out a huge fart that he thought was a baby and Ron tells him he's got post-fartum depression. Post-fartum expression is easier to relate to.
Post-fartum expression by Taidi January 16, 2010

nigga fart cum poop explosion 

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea
Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!

FartComa 

A fart so intoxicating that it induces one into a coma. In the worst cases, death is possible.
"oh shit! Billy just fartcomaed himself!"

-"Billy is in a coma"
-"how?"
-"A FartComa..."
-"OMG!"
FartComa by steveypoo April 10, 2008