fartcolepsy

When one's farts expel from one's body in such a rhythm that it serenades one into a deep slumber.

My friend who has fartcolepsy cannot drive a vehicle after eating Taco Bell.

fartcolepsy by FamousAnus February 14, 2009

FartComa 

A fart so intoxicating that it induces one into a coma. In the worst cases, death is possible.

"oh shit! Billy just fartcomaed himself!"

-"Billy is in a coma"
-"how?"
-"A FartComa..."
-"OMG!"

FartComa by steveypoo April 10, 2008

farchalator 

a chair to recycle gas ,can be used as a small generator

The office purchased 100 farchalator's ,to help power the computor room

farchalator by Rick Burrill March 20, 2008

Fartalation 

Verb: the act of expelling large amounts of semen from ones anus using flatulation. Experts at fartalation are able to control the release and create a giant bubble. An incorrect release will result in a frothy discharge. Created on the February 7, 2014 broadcast of the Adam Carolla Show

Alison Rosen: Is that a fart or an ejaculation?

Adam Carolla: It's a Fartalation. I butt funnel a bunch of semen and then fart it out in a huge bubble.

Alison Rosen: You know, there is an easier way to get it in.

Bald Brian: I was just going to say the same thing!

Adam Carolla: I know I tried that...not my scene.

Fartalation by AcefanofColumbus February 7, 2014

fartolatacrap 

what happens when you are asleep and feel like you are falling so you fart you self.

crap i just fartolatacrap'ed my self

fartolatacrap by LoopKoop January 18, 2022

Fartcolepsy

1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart

2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.

Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol

Fartcolepsy by Asha89 January 14, 2023

Fartscalating 

The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.

That was so nasty! On the way up the guy in front of me kept fartscalating.

Fartscalating by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor May 21, 2018