1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart
2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.
Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol
A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.
Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.