a person, typically male, who doesn't appreciate the great things in life, like fart jokes or playstation. typically, fartbags are typically found in frat houses or boy bands
girl: oh, man, did you hear that one?
boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?
girl: quit being such a fartbag
Any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.
Oh Man, you just gave me a white castle fart bag.
A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.
A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.
A one piece ski suit with excellent fart holding properties.
Each fambly member donned a fartbag for a special day of fun on the slopes.
someone, usually female, who is exceptionally skeezy and most likely riddled with venarial disease.
Ugh, don't mess with her, that fart bag is trouble.
An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.
Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.
A bag used for storing farts.
Hey mang u gots any more fartbags left?
If you fart in a bag you can smell it for weeks.
A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.
Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!