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Jam Fart 

When A Boy Puts Loads of jam up his arsehole and bends over in front of the girls face and farts the jam over her face. A regular manouverue practiced in cwmbran.
Ben : last night, I checked my fridge and found some Jam...Not just any Jam, Strawberry Jam

Alex: yeah?

Ben: Well My Girl came over, we were going at it and BAM! I hit her with the jam Fart

Alex: Nice!
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Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
Vacuum Jam Fart by erectism January 11, 2008

tongue jam my fart box

The act of inserting ones tongue into another persons' ass.
I asked Tim to tongue jam my fart box, but he knew I just wanted to shit on his face.

fart jammer 

someone who farts on a person who is jamming them
sume chick farted on me while i was jamming her
fart jammer by Jaime Adrian December 5, 2004

A Jamie Fart 

Where somebody farts and it smells so bad you have to evacuate the premesis
Somebody farts gross that was such a Jamie Fart!
A Jamie Fart by CheekyMonkay May 22, 2017

Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
Jamaican Dick Fart by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019
Often mistaken for a variety of more serious gastrointestinal ailments, fartjam occurs when a fart tries to make its way to freedom but becomes lodged in the complex maze that is your colon. This leads to a build-up of pressure which causes severe stomach pain and bloating. The only cure for fartjam is to remove the blockage by "straining it out". This will result in a very loud, fast moving fart and sudden relief, allowing you to go on about your business.
Dude, my stomach hurt so bad yesterday that I thought I had cancer. Turned out just to be a fartjam, what a relief!!!
Fartjam by KF_Newfie August 20, 2008